Date: 8/31/2010

Andy at Asda

I went grocery shopping this morning.....What a hassle!! I was looking for some sun-dried tomatoes....I presume everyone has heard of them?? Yes?? Well you're already leaps and bounds ahead of fucking Asda then! So,..after 2 minutes of looking around I thought I'd go find someone to help,..so I found someone with a name badge by the name of ''ANDY'' and according to his badge, Andy was ''happy to help'' but unfortunately I learnt Andy was unable to help,...cuz Andy was AS THICK AS PIG SHIT! So..minutes later he takes me to the tomato aisle..now to be fair, and in his defence, there was a window near the islea...so maybe he was thinking that if we waited there long enough,..they would become sun-dried!...so we moved on to our next destination, which was the Kethup aisle..now you can see whats happening in Andy's head...its obviously the evolution of the tomato at Andy-speed! theyre born..they become ketchup....anything else in between is just dirty magic! So then when he realised that that wasn't what I wanted, he took me to the ''Exotic Food'' aisle....home to such products as Basmati Rice, and the highly exotic Worcester Sauce. So fucking exotic those area....I must go to Worcester it sounds fucking amazing!!...and then eventually he left defeated with tears in his eyes , and a little bit of blood coming out from his ears


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