Date: 8/29/2010

my new plan! can be used by all..

i have just come up with a foolproof plan to stop anyone ever finishing a relationship with you. What you need to do is,...u only go out with Non smokers...then on the first night ur in bed together, just after theyve gone into a deep sleep...stick a few of those nicorette patches on their arms...about 3 or 4 should do it.....then an hour or so before their alarm goes, very carefully take them off again. You need to do this every night, so that after 3 weeks theyre on about 60 a day and have absolutely no idea about it.......Then, if they DO leave you...they'll get this HUGE all over craving....think it's love, and come running back to you :) alternatively, if they already smoke...just sprinkle a little bit of heroin on their cornflakes.


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